Top 10 Computer World Quotes

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
2. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
3. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
4. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.
5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
6. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
7. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
8. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
9. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
10. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Happy Makar Sankranti SMS

A Beautiful, Bright And Delighted Day,
Sun Entered Makar Rashi To Intense The Ray.
Crop Harvested To Cheer The Smiles,
Come Together And Enjoy The Life.
Kites Flying High To Touch The Happiness,
Til Mangled With Sweet To Spread Sweetness.
Time To Enjoy The Moment With Full Intensity
Wishes U A Very Happy & Prosperous Makar Sankranti.

Happy Valentine's Day SMS

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day

My eyes are hurting because
I can’t see you.
My arms are empty because
I can’t hold you.
My lips are cold because
I can’t kiss you but.
My heart is breaking because
I’m not with you.

Happy Basant Panchmi

Saahas Sheel Hriday Mein Bhar De
Jeevan Tyaag Tapomar Kar De,
Sanyam Satya Sneh Ka Var De
Maa Sarswati Aapke Jivan Mein Ullas Bhar De
Happy Basant Panchami…

Wishing Happy New Year

Wishing you a fabulous new year 2012
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting to be written.  
Happy New Year !!

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Merry Christmas Jokes Question Answers

Question: How do you know that Santa is a man?
Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year.

Question: What monkeys sing on Christmas Eve in concert?
Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

Question: What is said by one snowman to the other snowman?
Answer: Can you smell carrot?

Question: What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?
Answer: Ice caps.

Question: Do you know any bird that can write?
Answer: Pen-guine.

Happy Eid Ul Zuha SMS in Hindi

Happy Eid Ul Zuha SMS in Hindi

Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to Batana,
Koi Tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
Eid UL Zuha to har koi Keh day ga Tumsay,
Koi Hamari tarah Kahe to Batana.

Happy Eid Ul Zuha

Diwali Joke SMS

Is Deepawali Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana
Me Hi Lagana Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi Rahti Ho To Bataoo

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Raksha Bandhan - Rakhi SMS

Circuit:- Bhai, bole to apun ko bhi Happy Raksh Bandhan bolne ka hai. Munna:- Bol daal bol daal mamu bindas hoke bol daal. Circuit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur meri pyaari-pyaari saheliyon ko… Munna:- Are nahi circuit. Bahan bol bahan. Circuit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur unki pyaari-pyaari bahnon ko mera pyar bhara salaam. Wish You Happy Raksha Bandhan. Bindas bol dala bhai. रंग बिरंगे मौसम मे सावण की घटा छाई खुशियों की सौगात लेकर प्यारी बहना राखी बांधने आई भाई के हाथों से सजे भई की कलाई सदा खुश और सुखी रहे बहन-भाई।

Friendship Day SMS

Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.
Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.
DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend
with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks.
So learn to value me!

Happy Friendship Day

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Interesting Naming of Indian Locations

Very Interesting naming of our Indian Places........... Incredible India

Large state: maha rastra

Place of king: raja sthan

Queen field: rani khet

Mr. city: sri ngr

Rhythm of eyes: nani taal

Face: surat

Unmarried gal: kanya kumri

God's state: hari dwar

Brick city: ita ngr

Saint hair: rishi kesh

Call end: kol kata

No zip: chen nai

Come on sun: arun aa chal

Come in evning: aa saam

Go n come: go a

and finally do drama: kar natak

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Father's Day SMS Jokes

A school held a contest for Kids
With Subject:

"The Nicest thing ...
My Dad Ever Did For Me ... !"

Award winning sweetest answer was:

"HE MARRIED TO MY MOM " ...

Happy Father's Day

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Pati Patni Joke

Patni Nind Me Zorse Chilayi
"Jaldi Utho Mere Pati Aa Gaye"

Pati utha, Khidki se neeche kud gaya.
Taang toot gayi, phir khayal aaya.....

Mai hi to uska pati hu.....
:)

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Holi Jokes - Funny Holi SMS

Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya,
Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya,
Holi Me Baki Hai 2 Din,
Fir Aapne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya.
Happy Holi

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Have u done 2 most important things 2day in morning ?
1) PRAY: so u may live &
2) TAKE A BATH: so others may live, Bura na mano HOLI hai…..

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Saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

Saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man,
but she didn't tell her son because,
"saas bhi kabhi bahu thi"

Sadhu kyun banta

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

Similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho,
uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".

Sardarji lost donkey

A sardar lost his donkey, but still he was dancing,
someone asked him why r u dancing?
sardar said achha hua main gadhe pe nahi baita tha
varna main bhi kho jata.

Hindi SMS Jokes

MERE SMS MILE?
NAHI MILE!
TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
LO CHOTE SMS sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH WALE BHI LO $M$ $m$ $M$

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