Top 10 Computer World Quotes

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
2. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
3. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
4. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.
5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
6. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
7. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
8. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
9. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
10. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Your Wife is Much Better

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu.

Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure

and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dish

Definition of Kiss

Economics:
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Accountancy:
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Algebra:
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Geometry:
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Physics:
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Chemistry:
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Zoology:
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Physiology:
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Dentistry:
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Philosophy:
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

English:
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Architecture:
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Computer Science:
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.