Pati Patni Joke

Patni Nind Me Zorse Chilayi
"Jaldi Utho Mere Pati Aa Gaye"

Pati utha, Khidki se neeche kud gaya.
Taang toot gayi, phir khayal aaya.....

Mai hi to uska pati hu.....
:)

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Sadhu kyun banta

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

Pyar Sacha Nahi Lagta

Mohabbat karne walon ko inkar acha nahi lagta
duniya walon ko ye iqrar acha nahi lagta
jab tak larka larki bhag na jain
in zalimo ko pyar sacha nahi lagta