Merry Christmas Jokes Question Answers

Question: How do you know that Santa is a man?
Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year.

Question: What monkeys sing on Christmas Eve in concert?
Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

Question: What is said by one snowman to the other snowman?
Answer: Can you smell carrot?

Question: What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?
Answer: Ice caps.

Question: Do you know any bird that can write?
Answer: Pen-guine.

Similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

Hindi SMS Jokes

MERE SMS MILE?
NAHI MILE!
TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
LO CHOTE SMS sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH WALE BHI LO $M$ $m$ $M$

Bas ab AAPKI bari

Jokes for April Fools Day!

One of qualities I like most about you...
Is that you are very sentimental.


..01% - Senti 99% - Mental

Tubelight

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength to make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT.

Watching you on TV Channels

U r miles away from me.
still im watching ur every movements by 3 different channels
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1) discovery
2) national geographic
3) animal planet.