Saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

Saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man,
but she didn't tell her son because,
"saas bhi kabhi bahu thi"

Sadhu kyun banta

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

Similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho,
uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".

Sardarji lost donkey

A sardar lost his donkey, but still he was dancing,
someone asked him why r u dancing?
sardar said achha hua main gadhe pe nahi baita tha
varna main bhi kho jata.

Hindi SMS Jokes

MERE SMS MILE?
NAHI MILE!
TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
LO CHOTE SMS sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH WALE BHI LO $M$ $m$ $M$

Bas ab AAPKI bari

School SMS Jokes

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
STUDENT: A teacher