Feb 12, 2010

Laloo Prasad Jokes - Appointment Letter

Laloo Prasad sent his Resume - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks"

Laloo Yadav jumped with joy on receiving this letter. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno,
aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum Amereeca mein naukri paa gaya hoon."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi main badalkar bhee sunaongaa.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

We are sorry ....... humse galti ho gayee

to intimate you that ......... .aapko yeh batana hai ki

You do not meet ............. .aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ..... humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ....... phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ... bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ......... aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad

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