Happy Valentine's Day Funny SMS

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and
you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've
got the wrong number... Sorry!!

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu.

Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure

and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dish

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You surely wants this from your lover this Valentine's DAy.
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Happy Valentine's Day

Definition of Kiss

Economics:
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Accountancy:
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Algebra:
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Geometry:
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Physics:
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Chemistry:
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Zoology:
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Physiology:
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Dentistry:
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Philosophy:
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

English:
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Architecture:
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Computer Science:
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.

Laloo Prasad Jokes - Appointment Letter

Laloo Prasad sent his Resume - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks"

Laloo Yadav jumped with joy on receiving this letter. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno,
aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum Amereeca mein naukri paa gaya hoon."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi main badalkar bhee sunaongaa.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

We are sorry ....... humse galti ho gayee

to intimate you that ......... .aapko yeh batana hai ki

You do not meet ............. .aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ..... humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ....... phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ... bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ......... aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad