Raksha Bandhan - Rakhi SMS

Circuit:- Bhai, bole to apun ko bhi Happy Raksh Bandhan bolne ka hai. Munna:- Bol daal bol daal mamu bindas hoke bol daal. Circuit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur meri pyaari-pyaari saheliyon ko… Munna:- Are nahi circuit. Bahan bol bahan. Circuit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur unki pyaari-pyaari bahnon ko mera pyar bhara salaam. Wish You Happy Raksha Bandhan. Bindas bol dala bhai. रंग बिरंगे मौसम मे सावण की घटा छाई खुशियों की सौगात लेकर प्यारी बहना राखी बांधने आई भाई के हाथों से सजे भई की कलाई सदा खुश और सुखी रहे बहन-भाई।

Friendship Day SMS

Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.
Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.
DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend
with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks.
So learn to value me!

Happy Friendship Day

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Interesting Naming of Indian Locations

Very Interesting naming of our Indian Places........... Incredible India

Large state: maha rastra

Place of king: raja sthan

Queen field: rani khet

Mr. city: sri ngr

Rhythm of eyes: nani taal

Face: surat

Unmarried gal: kanya kumri

God's state: hari dwar

Brick city: ita ngr

Saint hair: rishi kesh

Call end: kol kata

No zip: chen nai

Come on sun: arun aa chal

Come in evning: aa saam

Go n come: go a

and finally do drama: kar natak

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Father's Day SMS Jokes

A school held a contest for Kids
With Subject:

"The Nicest thing ...
My Dad Ever Did For Me ... !"

Award winning sweetest answer was:

"HE MARRIED TO MY MOM " ...

Happy Father's Day

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Pati Patni Joke

Patni Nind Me Zorse Chilayi
"Jaldi Utho Mere Pati Aa Gaye"

Pati utha, Khidki se neeche kud gaya.
Taang toot gayi, phir khayal aaya.....

Mai hi to uska pati hu.....
:)

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Holi Jokes - Funny Holi SMS

Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya,
Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya,
Holi Me Baki Hai 2 Din,
Fir Aapne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya.
Happy Holi

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Have u done 2 most important things 2day in morning ?
1) PRAY: so u may live &
2) TAKE A BATH: so others may live, Bura na mano HOLI hai…..

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Saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

Saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man,
but she didn't tell her son because,
"saas bhi kabhi bahu thi"