Top 10 Computer World Quotes

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
2. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
3. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
4. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.
5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
6. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
7. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
8. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
9. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
10. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

Saas saw her bahu sleeping with other man,
but she didn't tell her son because,
"saas bhi kabhi bahu thi"

Sadhu kyun banta

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

Similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho,
uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".

Sardarji lost donkey

A sardar lost his donkey, but still he was dancing,
someone asked him why r u dancing?
sardar said achha hua main gadhe pe nahi baita tha
varna main bhi kho jata.