Hindi SMS Jokes

MERE SMS MILE?
NAHI MILE!
TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
LO CHOTE SMS sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH WALE BHI LO $M$ $m$ $M$

Bas ab AAPKI bari

School SMS Jokes

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
STUDENT: A teacher

Jokes for April Fools Day!

One of qualities I like most about you...
Is that you are very sentimental.


..01% - Senti 99% - Mental

Short Jokes SMS One Liners

Woman: Should I have a baby after 35?
Gynecologist: No, 35 children are more than enough

Good Night SMS Jokes

Yamraj: your time is over
Girl: is there any way to escape from it?
Yamraj: yeah! if you can kiss the one who is reading this message!
Girl: chhee..aack- thu. better I prefer to die!

Pyar Sacha Nahi Lagta

Mohabbat karne walon ko inkar acha nahi lagta
duniya walon ko ye iqrar acha nahi lagta
jab tak larka larki bhag na jain
in zalimo ko pyar sacha nahi lagta

Tubelight

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength to make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT.

Watching you on TV Channels

U r miles away from me.
still im watching ur every movements by 3 different channels
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1) discovery
2) national geographic
3) animal planet.

Your Wife is Much Better

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."

Smile Please

Smile is must for everyone otherwise look at it ..................