Top 10 Computer World Quotes

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
2. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
3. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
4. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.
5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
6. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
7. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
8. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
9. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
10. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Happy Makar Sankranti SMS

A Beautiful, Bright And Delighted Day,
Sun Entered Makar Rashi To Intense The Ray.
Crop Harvested To Cheer The Smiles,
Come Together And Enjoy The Life.
Kites Flying High To Touch The Happiness,
Til Mangled With Sweet To Spread Sweetness.
Time To Enjoy The Moment With Full Intensity
Wishes U A Very Happy & Prosperous Makar Sankranti.

Happy Valentine's Day SMS

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day

My eyes are hurting because
I can’t see you.
My arms are empty because
I can’t hold you.
My lips are cold because
I can’t kiss you but.
My heart is breaking because
I’m not with you.

Happy Basant Panchmi

Saahas Sheel Hriday Mein Bhar De
Jeevan Tyaag Tapomar Kar De,
Sanyam Satya Sneh Ka Var De
Maa Sarswati Aapke Jivan Mein Ullas Bhar De
Happy Basant Panchami…

Wishing Happy New Year

Wishing you a fabulous new year 2012
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting to be written.  
Happy New Year !!

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Merry Christmas Jokes Question Answers

Question: How do you know that Santa is a man?
Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year.

Question: What monkeys sing on Christmas Eve in concert?
Answer: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

Question: What is said by one snowman to the other snowman?
Answer: Can you smell carrot?

Question: What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?
Answer: Ice caps.

Question: Do you know any bird that can write?
Answer: Pen-guine.

Happy Eid Ul Zuha SMS in Hindi

Happy Eid Ul Zuha SMS in Hindi

Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to Batana,
Koi Tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
Eid UL Zuha to har koi Keh day ga Tumsay,
Koi Hamari tarah Kahe to Batana.

Happy Eid Ul Zuha